Best of Puffie - pg. 5

To the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down" (click for wav file)

God created Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve,
God created Adam and Eve, The Father loved his children.

Ruth created Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken,
Ruth created Barbie and Ken, Mommy loved her children.

God made Eve from Adam's rib, Adam's rib, Adam's rib,
God made Eve from Adam's rib, A doll for man in Eden.

Ruth made money on Barbie's bod, Barbie's bod, Barbie's bod,
Ruth made money on Barbie's bod, A doll for girls in childhood.

Eve and Adam lost the prize, Lost the prize, Lost the prize,
Eve and Adam lost the prize, Time to move from joyland.

Barbie's mommy lost a boob, Lost a boob, Lost a boob,
Barbie's mommy lost a boob, Time to sell out toyland.

Man and woman make bid for heaven, Bid for heaven, Bid for heaven,
Man and woman make bid for heaven. Rehabilitation.

Ruth makes tits for those without, Those without, Those without,
Ruth makes tits for those without, Rehabilitation.

* The depiction above is purely fictional and in no way refers to any humans, deities, or toys, living or dead. All events are figments of the author's imagination and are not to be taken as fact. The author declines all liability for any headaches caused by the aforesaid work.

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