Best of Puffie  - pg. 1

EVERY Day is Halloween!

Double, Double Toil and Trouble,
Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble.
Tongue of Frog and Fang of Till,
Butt of Fran and Breast of Bill.

Juice of Lucie, Fart of Bob,
Boiling Guts and Armpit Throb.
Broken Bones and Nervous Twitch,
Heads that Shine and Tails that Itch.
Drooling Nipples, Bloated Veins,
Beastly Cells and Chemo Brains.

Severed Tits and Aching Ass,
Plugged-up Bowels and Blasts of Gas.
Blood too Thin and Ribs too Fried,
Eyes too Wet and Mouths too Dried.

Leaks and Lumps and Scars and Drains,
Pins and Needles, Pokes and Pains.
Vials of Red and Pukes of Green . . .
EVERY Day is Halloween!

-- by W. Shakespeare ("Out, damned breast!")


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